It's Bedtime When It's Bedtime

Apparently small children are not the only ones who get crabby when they are ready for bed, 25-year-olds do so too. 

P and I got home around 12:30 last night and this was our "conversation" as he was parking.

Me: Those stupid annoying people,
 with their stupid annoying leaf blowers,
 got stupid annoying dirt on my car this morning.
 I paid $10 for a car wash yesterday. Now it's covered in dirt.
(..... paused for air.....)
Our stupid annoying neighbors better not have their stupid annoying music on tonight or else I'm gonna grab that cat and throw it through their window.
Philip: Man babe, it's time for you to go to bed.

Me: