Sleep Talking to an Insomniac

I haven't slept in two days!! Philip left a huge Monster energy drink in the fridge two nights ago and I did not have any self restraint. Ugh, I hate being so susceptible to those things. P has begun to work nights now, so I was awake when he came to bed this morning. I tried and failed to fall asleep, but my discomfort was not in vain; a funny "Sleep Talking" moment came of it:

Me: *sneeze!*
Phil: *jerks awake* It's a South American term!
Me: For what?
Phil: I'm gonna eat you!
Me: What did you say?
Phil: I said I love you
Me: What are you going to eat?
Phil: *is deeply asleep once again* 

I couldn't get anything out of him after that, no matter how many questions I asked. Still, funny stuff!

Targeteering Today

I've been eyeing some great Target deals all week, and finally got a chance to go to the store at 10:30 Saturday night, right before all these deals expired! Whew, just in time.

Here's what I purchased:

• 4 Bear Naked Granola, $3.29 regular price
• On sale for Buy 3, Get 1 Free
• Used 4 $1.25/1 Manufacturer Coupons
• Paid $4.87 total, or $1.22 each
• 5 Special K Bars, $3.49 regular price
• On sale for $2.50 each, buy 5 get $5 Gift Card
• Used 4 $0.75/1 Manufacturer Coupons from RP 3/8
• Paid $9.50 and got a $5 Gift Card, so $0.90 each

There was a $10 off $40 Target Mobile Coupon {text CLEAN to 827438} for certain household cleaning items, here's the breakdown of my purchases: 

• 1 Tide Pods 57 count, $14.99 regular price
• 2 Cascade Action Packs 20 count, $3.99 regular price
• 6 Febreeze Vent Clip, $2.99 regular price
• 1 Scotch Brite sponge, $1.09 regular price
• Total came out to $42.00 (I could have done without the sponge, but I was doing mental math and added it just in case I missed the threshold) 
• $10 off $40 Target Mobile Coupon
• 1 $2.00/1 Tide Pods Manufacturer Coupon
• 2 $1.00/1 Cascade Action Pacs Manufacturer Coupon from PG 3/1
• 3 BOGO Free up to $3.29 Febreeze Vent Clips Manufacturer Coupon from PG 3/1
• Cashier took off the entire $3.29 value even though they only cost $2.99
• Total for this deal was $18.13

My total after all coupons and 5% Red Card was $26.81 for over $75 worth of products!