Showing posts with label president pickles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label president pickles. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

GERD in 3..2..1 *blagh*

Today I came into my office and discovered a huge treat! Dale's famous home-made pickles! That's like a half-gallon of them, and they're for ME! Ever since I tried one of his pickles about a year ago, I have never purchased regular store-bought ones because they're just not the same thing. Once in a while Dale will share his pack lunch of pickles with me and I always savor the moment. I'm so crazy excited for this huge jar of pickles just for me! Plus... I kinda stopped by the gas station on my way into work and snagged a bag of Takis. Not the best combination for a healthy, heartburn-less esophagus, but oh well, I'll deal with the consequences later. 
As for now.... *munch, munch munch*

Friday, October 4, 2013

President Pickles

I work at an Innovation Center where people with new and innovative businesses ideas can join and get help with pretty much anything they need to get their companies started. We partner with the University and pretty much use grad students to do all the leg-work (this is how I found my job). Our company has officially "Graduated" from this program and now we have to move out of the building before the end of the year, so we've been frantically trying to find a new location.
Today while Johnette and I were focused on our jobs trying to get things done, Dale walked in with a very important announcement. He said "I have some news that will benefit You and You (pointing at each of us). As of September 1, 2013 it is officially legal to sell up to $50,000 worth of pickles (this is the part where we stopped taking him seriously and looked back at our computer screens) out of a house or garage and not have to pay taxes on them. This is a "new and innovative" idea that can help us stay another 3 years in this building if we want to."
This proclamation was followed with general laughter and then a quick dismissal. This is the most common reaction we all have to the Dale's news of the day. I have to say... if he was serious about selling his homemade pickles I'd totally be down for it, they're awesome. But as for now, I must focus on finding this company a new place to live before we're evicted :(


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