Bro how do you even spell exercise? I used to be great at spelling until I started typing everything into a text instead of a Word file.
Anyway, welcome lost and displaced reader, I don't know why you ended up on this blog, but it is in dire need of repairs. Let me begin by introducing myself with random bullet points because everyone loves lists:
- Who, what, when, where, why-type of statements:
- I'm an almost-32 year old mom of 2
- #boymom
- #whereisthatsmellcomingfrom
- Other than motherhood, I also dilly dally on Amazon FBA and work in the solar industry
- #bossbabe? sometimes.
- #workfromhomehotmess
- #pleasebuysolarfromme
- Corpus Christi Texas! Love the endless supply of fast food, hate the humidity
- #alsopeoplehereareprettycool
- #letsgohooks
- #pleaseuseturnsignals
- Started this blog in the good ole days when I had no children and ample amount of free time
- #andthenlifegotbusy
- #andigotlesscreative
- #butimisstypingforfun
- Why did I decide to remove the cobwebs from this url and poke at my keyboard? My kids are asleep, I took a random mid-day shower out of boredom, and with no child fights outside my door to listen to, my brain had some free time to just wander, and arrived at this destination.
- Not a useless hashtag, but now I'm finally realizing why I haven't blogged in so long!
- I used to blog because I loved the feeling of typing on super thin laptop keys, and when I switched to a desktop, it stopped being physically satisfying to click at keys super fast.
- Too bad, I'm committed now, I must finish.
- Random things I love, collect, or hoard:
- Laundry detergent
- Harry Potter Funko Pops
- Soups and sandwiches
- Scented candles
- but no vanilla-y scents, that's gross
- Comfy sandals
- Really dark sunglasses
- Comfy joggers
- with pockets!
- Jigsaw puzzles
- Monopoly games
- Notebooks, planners, and pretty pens
- Cherry sodas
- Books, ebooks, audiobooks, bookshelves, book quotes, book decor, & anything book related
- Random things I'd love to learn more about:
- HowToFileTaxes
- Phlebotomy
- cleaning hacks
- Kid-friendly dinner recipes
- Genetics
- When does a theory stop being a theory and become a law?
- Random things I don't care for, don't know how to do, or intimidate me:
- celery
- interior decorating
- manual driving
- plants of any kind
- mint chocolate
- too much socializing
- shoes with heels
- earrings
Oh crap, kids woke up, I must leave again, peace!
